lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Farms Harvested: 199

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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