TyezMC, TyezMC is a network with alots of gamemodes such as boxpvp, pvp practice, gens, custom gamemodes and lifesteal etc. It is a asia/europe server.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 97 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2337 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.
so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.
oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.
so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!
So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?
But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?
Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!
But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.
So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
