TyezMC, TyezMC is a network with alots of gamemodes such as boxpvp, pvp practice, gens, custom gamemodes and lifesteal etc. It is a asia/europe server.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7290 |
| Animals Bred: | 74 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.
join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 182 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!
2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.
4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2082 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!
So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!
Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!
Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 600 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?
Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.
Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?
So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
