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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6117 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3209 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!
