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NoobLifeSkillz Minecraft SMP

basic life skills, budgeting, cleaning, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, critical thinking, Decision making, Do, know, learn, Minecraft, NoobLifeSkillz, organization, people, personal finance, problem solving, self-care, Shocked, smp, Social Skills, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	6940
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	226	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

OMG, so like, you won’t believe it but on this Minecraft SMP, we have this secret underground society where we teach people how to do basic life skills that they never even knew they needed! Like, we have classes on how to properly stack blocks, how to tame a wild chicken, and even how to communicate with villagers using only emojis! It’s like, totally mind-blowing, right?

And get this, we also have this legendary quest where you have to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, but beware, because it’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen who only speak in riddles! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous caves and help you defeat the pigmen with their expert spitting skills.

So, if you want to join the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, then come on down and join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality completely shattered. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

DareCraft: Stupid Shenanigans

#dare, bold, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, dumb decisions, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, Outrageous, outrageous dare, peer influence, peer pressure, prank, RECKLESS, regret, Ridiculous, Risky, Shenanigans, stupid, teenage dares, Wild

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	8058	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Items Found:	1655	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

On our server, we have epic dare challenges that will push you to your limits. Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Or how about trying to tame a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and a dream? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you with stories to tell for years to come, then come join us. But be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Missile-Proof School Minecraft Server

children, community resilience, Conflict, crisis management., education, educational infrastructure, emergency preparedness, innovation, learning, Minecraft, missile-proof school, MissileProof, Protection, resilience, Safety, School, School design, SECURITY, Server, Survival, Technology, Ukraine, Underground, War

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mines Excavated:	2262	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, like, this server is like that missile-proof school but for minecraft players, u know? like, u can build ur own underground base and keep learning how to survive in the crazy world of minecraft. we got creepers and zombies and all that jazz, but don’t worry, u can hide in ur underground fortress and be safe. plus, we have a secret society of llamas who will trade u rare items for emeralds. join now and be part of the most epic underground community in minecraft history!

PutinCraft2026

2026, Alliance, Attack, Belarus, Conflict, Crazy Putin, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, military aggression, military buildup, nato, political tension, PutinCraft2026, russia, security threat, Troops, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even Crazy Putin is thinking of joining! Imagine building up troops in Belarus while dodging NATO attacks, just like a real-life Minecraft battle royale! Zelensky himself is like, “Bruh, this server is off the chain!” Join now before Crazy Putin takes over the server and starts building nuclear reactors in the spawn area. It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Blocky Brain Battle

battle, Behavior, behavioral changes, blocky, Brain, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain inflammation, cognitive function, Females, gender differences, gender-specific, immune response, inflammation, Males, mental health, neurological disorders, neuroscience, Psychology, research, sex differences, study

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where brain inflammation makes u act all cray cray!!! boys and girls actin all wacky and wild, u never know what to expect!!! maybe the boys start building giant banana statues or the girls start riding pigs like they’re in the rodeo!!! it’s a total party up in here, so come join the fun and see what kind of shenanigans brain inflammation can cause!!! it’s gonna be a blast, trust us!!!

Reverie SMP

64gbram, activitysystem, amdryzen, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, experiencedstaff, hermitcraft, Mature, nearvanilla, Nopaytowin, Polls, Proximitychat, Reverie, ServerEvents, serverspecs, smp, Suggestions, supporterperks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Reverie SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Aiming to keep original Minecraft magic with some HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Option for players to use proximity chat.
Experienced Staff	Team with experience running similar servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release.
Server Events	Hosted server events such as build battles and challenges.
Activity System	Visual system for players to set their availability.
Supporter Perks	Cosmetic/QOL perks only, no pay to win.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How can I apply to join Reverie SMP?

Please visit our Discord and follow the instructions provided in the application channel.

Is there any cost to join Reverie SMP?

No, joining and playing on Reverie SMP is completely free.

Are there age restrictions to join Reverie SMP?

While we aim for a mature player base, there are no strict age restrictions. We expect all players to conduct themselves respectfully.

Can I suggest changes or additions to the server?

Absolutely! We encourage our community to provide feedback and suggestions. You can do so through our Discord server or other designated channels.

What are the server specifications for Reverie SMP?

Our server is equipped with an AMD Ryzen 5600X processor, 64GB of RAM, 2x500GB NVMe SSDs, and located in Virginia, US.

Yagoo’s Enchanted Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Commitment, CONVINCING, decision dilemma, Decision making, decision struggle, difficult choice, difficult decision, Enchanted, irresistible offer, loyalty, loyalty challenge, loyalty switch, Négotiation, offer, Persuasion, Realm, switch teams, team commitment, team loyalty, team switch, tempting offer, Yagoo, Yagoos

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Divine Spears Created:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because we got all the mobs and blocks you could ever want, like seriously, it’s a blocky paradise up in here. And get this, our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be slaying noobs left and right like a boss.

Plus, the admin is like a total wizard with redstone, you won’t believe the crazy contraptions he’s built. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base, it’s like something out of a spy movie.

So yeah, if you wanna level up your Minecraft game and have a blast with some cool peeps, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

WeirdQuestsMC SMP

BIZARRE, bizarre request, funny, funny request, odd, odd task, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Request, smp, strange, strange task, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual request, unusual task, weird, weird question, WeirdQuestsMC

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

LOL, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, the other day, this dude asked me to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. And I was like, “Bruh, that’s so random but I’m down!” So now we have this majestic potato dude chilling in the middle of our village, looking all fancy and stuff.

But that’s not even the weirdest thing that’s happened on this server. One time, we had a whole event where we all had to dress up as llamas and have a llama parade through the jungle. It was wild, man. Llamas everywhere, dancing and prancing like nobody’s business.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker we found filled with nothing but cake. Like, who even builds a cake bunker? Only on this server, I swear.

So if you’re looking for a good time and some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a llama mayor who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. It’s lit, fam.

ValentineCraft – Men’s Edition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of giving your man the same old boring gifts on Valentine’s Day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect present for your manly man! Forget about chocolates and flowers, give him the gift of endless adventures and pixelated fun!

Join our server and watch as your man’s eyes light up with joy as he explores our vast virtual world filled with majestic mountains, treacherous caves, and adorable pixelated animals. He can build his own castle, mine for rare ores, or even battle dragons with his friends!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on his face when he discovers our secret hidden treasure chest filled with virtual diamonds and gold! Who needs real jewelry when you can give him the gift of digital riches?

So this Valentine’s Day, give your man the gift of our Minecraft server and watch as he falls in love with the endless possibilities and excitement that await him. Join now and make this Valentine’s Day one he’ll never forget!

Wegovy’s Booze Busters

addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol-reduction, alcoholism, behavior change, booze, Busters, clinical trial, desire to drink, findings, health, intervention, Medical research, medication, obesity, pharmaceuticals, Results, semaglutide, study, Treatment, Wegovy, Wegovys, weight loss

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Towns Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re like a superhero but in block form. you can build whatever your heart desires and fight off creepers like a boss. but get this, on this server, there’s a secret potion that makes you build faster than the speed of light and gives you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

but wait, there’s more! this server has this crazy feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor. and if you find a rare emerald, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like living in a fairytale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil skeletons with a sword made of pure cheese? yeah, it’s pretty wild. plus, there’s a dance party every friday night at the pixelated disco club. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures of your life. who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in minecraft land?

ToadSMP

Adventure, AFK Zone, Auctions, Community, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Jobs, Launch, MCMMO, Progression, PvP, Rankups, Referrals, RICHEST, Shop, smp, Streaks, Tadpoles, ToadSMP, Towny, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	2064	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Features
Jobs
Towny
Economy
Tadpoles
MCMMO
Rankups
Referrals
Auctions
Streaks
AFK Zone
Custom Items

FAQ

1. How can I start working with jobs?

To start working with jobs, type /jobs in the game.

2. What can I do with Tadpoles?

Tadpoles can be used to purchase exclusive items in game. To learn more, type /swamp in the game.

3. How can I sell my items through auctions?

To sell your items through auctions, use the command /ah in the game and follow the prompts.

4. What are the benefits of Rankups?

Rankups in the game provide perks and rewards for players. They are free-to-play and can be accessed through gameplay progression.

5. How can I invite friends and earn rewards through referrals?

To invite friends and earn rewards through referrals, use the command /referral in the game. Invite one friend to receive rewards.

6. How can I claim daily rewards through Streaks?

To claim daily rewards through Streaks, login at least once a day and use the command /daily in the game to claim your rewards.

7. What is the AFK Zone and how can I earn passive rewards?

The AFK Zone allows players to earn passive rewards by simply remaining online. Use the command /warp afk in the game to access the AFK Zone.

8. How can I explore custom items in the game?

To explore custom armors and items, use the command /warps in the game to access a wide variety of custom items available.

Chad’s Realm of Infinite Chances 1.20.1

1.20.1, blink, Chad, Chads, chances, Child molestation, Confidence, Context, domestic violence, DUI, Evil, Felony.., Incels, Infinite, judgment, locked up, MISTAKES, Realm, red flags, wrong way

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft server where Chad gets 20 chances to break every rule in the book, from felony to child molestation, while incels don’t even get a first chance! We don’t judge Chad, everyone makes mistakes, right? But if an incel blinks the wrong way, they’re locked up faster than you can say “red flags”. It’s all about confidence and context, baby! So come on down to our server where the rules are made up and the chances don’t matter!

PoopCraft Minecraft Server

awkward family moment, awkward situation, bathroom etiquette, bathroom mishap, bathroom privacy, communication breakdown, dinner party disaster, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, family dinner, family drama, Minecraft, motherhood mishap, parenting fail, personal space, PoopCraft, pooping disaster, privacy invasion, Server, social faux pas, teenage girlfriend, uncomfortable encounter, unexpected guest

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from embarrassing moments like the one our player experienced while hosting a dinner! Join us and never worry about unexpected bathroom interruptions again – unless, of course, it’s a creeper blowing up your toilet!

Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build your own secret bathroom hideout and never have to share it with anyone, not even your closest friends. And if someone accidentally walks in on you, just blame it on a glitch in the game – they’ll never know the truth!

So come join us on our server, where you can ban enchiladas from your virtual world forever and never have to face the awkward aftermath of a bathroom invasion again. Trust us, the adventures you’ll have here will make that real-life dinner disaster seem like a piece of cake – or should we say, a piece of enchilada? LOL!

GrannyCraftin’ Drama

advice, alcoholism, baby, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, Distance, Drama, family, Grandchild, GrannyCraftin, long distance, MIL, mother-in-law, Moving, parenting, relationships, Safety, Space, Support, Unsafe

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Void Gems Collected:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep the crazies away? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no crazy MILs will be moving in next door to you!

Join us if you want a safe space to build and explore without worrying about unsupervised baby couch incidents or questionable parenting advice. Our server is MIL-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not your mother-in-law trying to move in next door. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun this way!

DumbIdeasMC SMP

accidental success, bizarre idea, creative solution, dumb idea, DumbIdeasMC, fortunate error, fortunate mistake, funny, lucky break, odd strategy, peculiar tactic, quirky solution, risky decision, smp, strange concept, success, Surprising, thinking outside the box, Unconventional, unexpected outcome, unorthodox method, unusual approach

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9336
Dragon Eggs Found:	1856	Rainbows Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Lol, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the most epic place to be, like seriously dude. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, the admin is actually a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday.

But the best part is the dumb ideas that actually work here. Like, one time I tried to ride a pig off a cliff and instead of dying, I landed in a pool of lava and found a hidden treasure chest. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent players flying into the sky. It was hilarious!

So if you wanna join the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of dancing chickens that throw parties every Friday night. It’s lit, bro.

Players:	90/800	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Animals Bred:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5