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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1984 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 8429 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).
we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
