| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1171 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1439 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9465 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.
So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4576 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 139 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3401 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 929 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 102 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9763 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2501 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8521 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7213 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3430 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2910 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8229 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8535 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 1778 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7010 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9825 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9295 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9459 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1607 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Votes: | 9004 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 3861 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2994 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
| Potions Brewed: | 152 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
