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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Holy Grails Found: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Ores Mined: 6380 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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