TrumpCraft: Redstone Racism | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

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Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Items Found:	2713	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	4664
Divine Spears Created:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty McVidyaBoys: Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn and do it all over again!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Chicken Jousting” where you can ride on top of chickens and duel your friends to see who is the ultimate chicken champion. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Disco Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at vidya boys for the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and neither will the zombies, but that’s a story for another day)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Emeralds Found:	2529
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixelated Paradise: Where You Can Stare at Beautiful Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like staring into the eyes of a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a slice of pizza made of pure gold.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is so awesome that even the creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild ocelots on a sugar high. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret Tekken 8 character skins that you can unlock by defeating the Ender Dragon in under 5 minutes. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds!

2. We have a special Jargon language that you must learn in order to communicate with other players. It’s like speaking in tongues, but way more fun!

3. If you manage to pull off a 50-hit combo in PvP, you’ll be granted the power to summon a giant chicken to ride around on. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

4. Our Fundamentals guide will teach you how to build the most epic structures in record time. You’ll be the envy of all your friends on other servers!

5. And last but not least, we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out Tekken-style. Winner takes all the diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most intense Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Love Confessions: Minecraft Dating Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the time you found out your crush might be asexual but you’re still falling for them hard.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing where your heart will take you next, just like the time you awkwardly asked your crush to hang out and ended up having the best time ever.

With mini-games like laser tag and bowling, you’ll never run out of ways to bond with your friends, just like the time you and your crush bonded over horror movies and awkwardness.

So come on, join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find the love of your life amidst all the chaos and fun. Who needs a relationship status when you have a Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimension Hops:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCouples: Where Minecraft Love Stories Begin!

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Welcome to the most aromatic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fragrant, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of this server once defeated an army of creepers using only the power of her own scent. That’s right, her aroma is so potent that it can repel even the most explosive of mobs. So if you want to bask in the sweet, sweet smell of victory, come join us on this one-of-a-kind server. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs, because things are about to get stinky in the best way possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BoobCraft: Where Babies Are Fed and Blocks Are Placed

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows have udders so big you’ll wonder, “How many babies can she feed with these tits?” Join us for a wild adventure where you can milk cows the size of houses and use their milk to create giant cheese blocks to build with. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens lay golden eggs that you can use as currency to buy diamond armor for your pet pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how far you can stretch those udders!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LOLg/ – Minecraft for Multilingual Memers

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Are you tired of boring language learning servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to learn languages while having a blast! Last week, we launched a demoralization campaign that worked so well, everyone quit other servers just to join ours!

Join us to learn languages, share your language learning experiences, ask outrageous questions about your target language, and even participate in translation challenges that will make you question your sanity! Make frens who are just as crazy about languages as you are!

Check out our wiki for all the tips and tricks on how to learn a foreign language like a pro. And don’t forget our useful links, including a free language-learning book archive that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a language-learning journey like no other. Who knows, you might even pick up some alien languages along the way!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty AF – Noobs Beware

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure gold, and battle a horde of evil zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arrow Drama Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret dimension filled with dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest that, when opened, grants you the ability to turn into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the possibilities!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for the arrow… it might lead you straight into a pit of lava!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SeriousCraft: Where we pretend to be serious but end up trolling each other anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old views? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the most epic eclipse over the USA that will blow your mind! And forget about those lame black and white copies, we’ve got the real deal here. Join us for a once in a lifetime experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little blinded, but it’s totally worth it). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and witness the eclipse of a lifetime!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic adventures in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more epic content updates than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to battle against the legendary 6* Sniper Fiammetta, who shoots flaming arrows faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t forget about the 6* Caster Passenger, who can summon a magical minecart to ride into battle!

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the 5* Supporter Quercus, who can summon a forest of angry trees to protect you from any hostile mobs? Or team up with the 5* Medic Whisperain, who can heal you faster than you can say “Notch”.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve even got a special event where you can get a Cardigan skin that will make you look so stylish, even the villagers will be jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1