Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Crops Grown: 2268
Mines Excavated: 3969 Emeralds Found: 8606
Orbs of Power Found: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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