Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw parties instead of exploding.

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Animals Bred: 200 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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