Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than President Donald J. Trump himself! That’s right, POTUS45 is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us for a border bloodbath in Grand Rapids, MI or vote in the 2024 Florida Primary with President Trump. Let’s clinch the Republican nomination and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t miss out on the chance to build a wall around your base to keep out creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s gonna be huge! #MinecraftTrump2024 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #BuildThatWall

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

    Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

    Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Farms Harvested: 603
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

    StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

    Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

    Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blockhead Banter

    Blockhead Banter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Mediocre Mineville

    Mediocre Mineville
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

    So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Farms Harvested: 404
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 146 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

    CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Potions Brewed: 157 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

    And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

    Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block
    Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

    On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

    Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Emeralds Found: 6658

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

    Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

    World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

    WMIF is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it is a magical wonderland where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so beautiful that even the Ender Dragon wants to take a vacation here.

    Join WMIF for the chance to ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the insanity that is our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join WMIF today, you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

    Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

    Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9643 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching

    Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching
    Are you tired of the boring, mundane Minecraft servers out there? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon or battle it out in intense PvP matches where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that our server admin is actually a secret unicorn in disguise!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Ores Mined: 9757 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server

    Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and absolute madness!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Yes, you read that right – talking creepers! They’ll tell you jokes, give you quests, and even teach you how to do the floss dance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of pizza from the Diamond Unicorn.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Dragon of Doom – a ferocious beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Defeat the dragon and all the riches shall be yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GymClassHeroCraft

    GymClassHeroCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a disco ball at a rave? Look no further, my dudes! Our server is so rad, it’ll make you feel like a cute 15 year old in gym clothes again! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the king of the land. How, you ask? Because our server has insane custom plugins that give you superpowers like flying on a unicorn and shooting rainbows out of your fingertips. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns and rainbows, baby!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine battling it out with other players to see who can build the most epic statue of a potato. Winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, you might just become the next cute 15 year old in gym clothes ruling the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Villages Defended: 19
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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