Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than President Donald J. Trump himself! That’s right, POTUS45 is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us for a border bloodbath in Grand Rapids, MI or vote in the 2024 Florida Primary with President Trump. Let’s clinch the Republican nomination and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t miss out on the chance to build a wall around your base to keep out creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s gonna be huge! #MinecraftTrump2024 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #BuildThatWall

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Holy Grails Found: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Ores Mined: 8516 Vanishing Items Found: 6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!

    Japantoon LOLcraft: Where Funny meets Blocks!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the wackiest japantoon adventures! Join us if you want to embark on a journey filled with LOLs and ROFLs at every turn.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking pig who challenged them to a dance-off. The pig busted out some sick moves and the player had to keep up or be banished to the land of boring servers. Needless to say, the player danced their way to victory and became the Dancing King of our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can party with creeper DJs and skeleton dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded disco balls.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride through the zaniest japantoon world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 127 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom

    Crafty Caucasians: The Minecraft Server of Freedom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy. – Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding. – Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act. – The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in. – The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.

    So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Ores Mined: 8505 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

    Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

    Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

    Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

    So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 286

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle

    Kenji vs Sayu: The Epic Minecraft Battle
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a server that will make your indie drama dreams come true! Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.” Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life soap opera (minus the evil twins and long-lost siblings, of course).

    But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into dancing zombies? We got you covered. Our server is so wild, you’ll never want to log off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience indie drama like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Animals Bred: 174 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • 9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

    9PM on a Wednesday Minecraft Madness

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and sanity?

    Picture this: It’s 9PM on a Wednesday, you’re tired from work and just want to unwind with some video games. Well, too bad! Welcome to our server where you’re expected to carry 3 braided retards without opposable thumbs against a 4-man stack of high ELO players and their retarded friend they brought along. And if that’s not enough, we’ll ban you if you get too toxic, sweetie!

    Join us and experience the cancer that is killing online video games. Are you up for the challenge?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty NEETs Jailbreak

    Crafty NEETs Jailbreak
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could lead to a wild adventure or a run-in with the law.

    Our server is so crazy that even the Welfare and Institutions Code can’t handle us. We’re like the rebels of the Minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to unleash your inner anarchist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up leading an idle, dissolute, lewd, or immoral life – and having a blast while doing it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General

    Minecraft: Endwalker LOLs – /xivg/ General
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day!

    Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Don’t miss out on the action, join us and be part of something truly special.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Travel to different regions and explore new lands like never before!

    But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event! Battle it out with other players and show off your skills in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6!

    And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like the Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on DAWNTRAIL and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. See you there!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme

    TradeMemeCraft: Where You’ll Never Fall for the Trades Meme
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall for any trades meme! Our state-of-the-art server will FORCE you to take 4 years of trade school classes…but don’t worry, you’ll learn everything you need in just 2 years plus some experience. You’ll be “graduating” as an electrician at the ripe old age of 31…what the heck, robots?! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and mind-blowing challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Crops Grown: 7960
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Potions Brewed: 96 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7015 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blockheads R Us

    Blockheads R Us
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it

    Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the mobs are asking for it
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can violat… I mean, interact with all sorts of creatures in the game! Why waste your time debating about buying Crash 4 when you can join our server and have a blast like never before?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with insane quests, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable creatures to interact with. Who needs Crash 4 when you can have the time of your life on our server?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our legendary Minecraft community where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets questionable societal commentary

    Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets questionable societal commentary
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a world of creativity and fun!

    Join us and discover why our server is the ULTIMATE place to build, explore, and make new friends.

    Need a break from the daily grind? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the WILDEST adventures in Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Smokin’ Blocks – Where even your virtual jacket gets a wash!

    Smokin’ Blocks – Where even your virtual jacket gets a wash!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your jacket smells like a fresh meadow thanks to our felce azzurra original scent fabric softener!

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through a world filled with smoking cigarettes (just kidding, please don’t smoke in-game) and freshly washed jackets that will make you feel like a million diamonds!

    Who needs diamonds when you can have a fresh scent following you around everywhere you go? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • OP PunchCraft: Where Saitama stops being a faggot and punches everyone

    OP PunchCraft: Where Saitama stops being a faggot and punches everyone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Imagine a world where Saitama from One Punch Man is tired of being a faggot and decides to take matters into his own hands. On our server, Saitama is the ultimate enforcer, ready to punch anyone who dares disrespect him.

    Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between Saitama and all the trolls, griefers, and annoying players who think they can get away with causing chaos. Will anyone be able to defeat the unbeatable hero?

    But that’s not all! Our server also has giant flying pigs that drop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Bluey’s 9000+ Minecraft Madness

    Bluey’s 9000+ Minecraft Madness

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring old servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is over 9000! That’s right, we’ve cranked up the fun to maximum levels and you won’t believe what you’ll find here.

    Join us and embark on crazy adventures with our wacky community of players. Build giant rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or create floating castles made of cotton candy. The possibilities are endless!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold. Just be sure to bring some ghost repellent, you never know when he might pull a prank on you!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, it’s Surpriseingly awesome!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Enchantments Applied: 187
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyBots LOLapalooza

    CraftyBots LOLapalooza
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our AI jeets (yes, you read that right) are constantly creating mind-blowing new adventures for you to embark on. Who needs human game developers when you have AI jeets paving the way to the future of gaming? – Our server is so advanced that you might just forget you’re playing Minecraft and think you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension of gaming. It’s that mind-blowing! – The possibilities are endless on our server. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Want to tame a dragon and fly off into the sunset? You got it. – Did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about? Get ready to dance your blocky little heart out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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