Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 9093
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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