Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Mines PvP/SMP

    The Mines PvP/SMP

    SERVER IP: TheMin.es

    Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3291 Falling into the Void: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Averia

    Averia

    MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lucid Dreams

    Lucid Dreams

    Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Villages Defended: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bertonso_smp

    Bertonso_smp

    best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ABSSMP

    ABSSMP

    Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tales of Conquest

    Tales of Conquest

    A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla anarchy

    Vanilla anarchy

    This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

    Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Epic Minecrafter

    Epic Minecrafter

    With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9807 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oranges Prison life

    Oranges Prison life

    Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Crops Grown: 5522
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FatDog Minecraft

    FatDog Minecraft

    FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShadyCraft

    ShadyCraft

    Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Runes Activated: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Enchantments Applied: 158
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mob Arenas

    Mob Arenas

    Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magic Items Found: 8241
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DangerSb (beta)

    DangerSb (beta)

    TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • simpvp.net

    simpvp.net

    simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

    The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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