Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

    Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

    Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

    WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoRoomieNoProblemo

    NoRoomieNoProblemo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

    So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GobbleCraft Discord

    GobbleCraft Discord
    so, like, this server is so epic that even turkeys are trying to block it! they know it’s the best place to be for all your minecraft adventures.

    join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a turkey or two trying to stop you from having fun. but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those pesky birds.

    come hang out with our community of players who are just as insane as you are. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even become the turkey’s worst nightmare!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4367 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Plant Height Quest – FunCraft

    Plant Height Quest – FunCraft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, bro. dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got QTLs associated with plant height, like what even is that? but it sounds super cool, right? and we got genetic loci and candidate genes, like whoa, mind blown. join us and uncover da mysteries of da universe, or at least have a good time building stuff and blowing it up. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s not think about dat. just join us, u won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to chase that high in the most epic Minecraft server ever created? Join us for a wild ride with the Brave US branch, V4Mirai, globie, and VSPO! EN idols! We’ve got Gen 1 Crystalis and Serina Maiko, Gen 2 Petalight with Kou Mariya, Mono Monet, and Yae Yugiri (RIP Biscotti), Gen 3 Lunalia with Alias Anono, Dr. NOVA(e), REM Kanashibari, and Yumi the Witch, and Gen 4 Voltail with Lyko Lianna, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, and Terra 404. And don’t forget about the Brave EN groups with globie’s Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, Taring Hu, and Pippa Pebblesworth, as well as VSPO! EN’s Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari. Plus, we’ve even got Idol Corp with the adopted classmate PillowdearASMR! So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

    Dodger’s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyFantasyLand

    CraftyFantasyLand
    Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Game Stop Minecraft Server

    Game Stop Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Snibby Minecraft SMP

    The Snibby Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

    AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Magic Items Found: 7242

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CryCraft2021

    CryCraft2021
    Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MexiCraft WarZone

    MexiCraft WarZone
    Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

    But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Double Trouble Parking Server

    Double Trouble Parking Server
    Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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