Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Dimension Hops: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

    BlockPartyNudesGoneWild
    Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 174
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty20XX

    Crafty20XX
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Star Shards Collected: 142
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

    BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!
    LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 371 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Fruit Salad with Beets

    Fruit Salad with Beets
    come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

    we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

    our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

    join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9832 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

    BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!
    come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

    if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SlopCraft Minecraft Server

    SlopCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

    Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

    From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

    5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 188 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Villages Defended: 17
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

    BrotherlyBucksNoBlame
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

    Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

    BelieveItOrNotMC SMP
    Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

    But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 403 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Towns Built: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • JobCraft: Master of All Trades

    JobCraft: Master of All Trades
    If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

    Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

    And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

    So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Mines Excavated: 4949 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Night Owl Network

    Night Owl Network
    are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

    we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

    our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

    join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

    Real Life Toes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

    Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Yeah you Minecraft SMP

    Yeah you Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

    2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

    4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 1204 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

    PrincipledPlaysMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Oops2Epic

    Oops2Epic
    Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

    Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

    So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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