Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Potions Brewed: 62

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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