So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
Crops Grown: 6773 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
Mines Excavated: 1102 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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