TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	146	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

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🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

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Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CreeperCarnageFunLand

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Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

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So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

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IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	2738	Astral Projections Made:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCrip Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, unlike Mary’s friend!

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	312	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MomCraftLove

#authorities, ABUSIVE, consequences, Divorce, financial support, friendship, Green Card, legal risks, man, marriage fraud, marrying, mom, MomCraftLove, Nigeria, online friend, Prenup, relationship, Reporting, scam, Visa, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy story of a mom trying to marry her Nigerian friend for a green card.

Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.

But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SugarFreeSMP – Sweet Changes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the true chaos and hilarity of Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3797
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Villages Defended:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ores Mined:	6807