Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our resident player /trash/. Legend has it that one day, /trash/ decided to carve a pumpkin in-game. But instead of a normal Jack-o’-lantern, they accidentally created a pumpkin that shot out fireworks and played dubstep music whenever you looked at it. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server. So come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures you can get yourself into!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Runes Activated: 3
Magic Items Found: 8912 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pixelated Pow Wow Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Pow Wow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: a world where Indians have the power to replace entire continents with their sheer numbers. That’s right, 1.4 billion people ready to take over the Minecraft universe! Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and conquer our way to world domination. Who knew a simple block-building game could turn into a battle for global supremacy? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

    The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PixelPunch – Minecraft Server

    PixelPunch – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a dragon battle in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the patch notes are more exciting than finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for insane battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on your heart.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

    Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Funny Women Minecraft Server

    Funny Women Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

    Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

    Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

    Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

    But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

    RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

    SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

    In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft

    Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft
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    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Unironically… Minecraft Server

    Unironically… Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

    Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

    So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Happy Craft Minecraft SMP

    Happy Craft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, with only the sound of creepy cave noises to keep you company? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee happiness! How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything goes smoothly? Well, look no further because on our server, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong!

    Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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