Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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