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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1536 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 167 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately see a player with hair so greasy it could rival a slime block. But wait, there’s more! This player re-wears the same jacket for days on end, creating a unique aroma that will have you questioning your life choices. And don’t even get us started on the teeth as yellow as a block of gold!
But fear not, for this player is on a quest to improve their personal hygiene and you can join in on the fun! Help them wash their hair more than once a week, encourage them to wear deodorant in the scorching Minecraft heat, and maybe even teach them the wonders of toothpaste.
Join now for a server experience like no other! Who needs diamonds and enchantments when you have the thrill of helping a fellow player level up their hygiene game? It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!
