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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 894 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5634 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3605 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately see a player with hair so greasy it could rival a slime block. But wait, there’s more! This player re-wears the same jacket for days on end, creating a unique aroma that will have you questioning your life choices. And don’t even get us started on the teeth as yellow as a block of gold!
But fear not, for this player is on a quest to improve their personal hygiene and you can join in on the fun! Help them wash their hair more than once a week, encourage them to wear deodorant in the scorching Minecraft heat, and maybe even teach them the wonders of toothpaste.
Join now for a server experience like no other! Who needs diamonds and enchantments when you have the thrill of helping a fellow player level up their hygiene game? It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!
