Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Runes Activated: 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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