TradeCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoDrunkCraftLand

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re controlling is the creepers trying to blow up your hard work! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated wonders and blocky shenanigans.

Are you tired of your partner turning into a couch potato and drinking like a fish? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only thing getting wasted is the time you spend building epic structures and battling mobs.

Forget about real-life drama and dive into a realm where the only weight gain you’ll experience is from all the diamond armor you’ll be wearing. And hey, if you need a break from the virtual world, just remember that snacks like cheese sticks and chips are always just a /give command away.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing controlling you is your own creativity! And who knows, maybe your partner will even trade in their real-life beer for a virtual potion of strength. It’s a win-win situation!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ForeverCraft

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Remember that one game you played as a kid that made you feel like a total boss? Well, imagine that game on steroids and you’ve got our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re not actually in the game.

We’ve got secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for days, PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and a virtual world so immersive you’ll start questioning reality.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the ride of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HezbollahHavocCraft

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hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Netanyahu himself cant stop talkin bout it! he be like “yo dis server is da bomb, we aint stoppin attacks on Hezbollah cuz we too busy playin on dis server!”

we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da world! Netanyahu approves, so u know it’s gotta be good!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will seduce you with its secret techniques? Look no further than our server! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will keep you entertained with limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you wanting more.

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our themed events, like “Elves & Nobles Friday,” will have you wielding your prissy knife-ear prompts like a pro.

But that’s not all! Stay up to date with the latest news from NovelAI, Mistral, Qwen, and more. Muscle up with Llama 3 Erato and dive into the world of textgen samplers like never before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Spooky Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HospitalHottieGFHome

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineMindZen

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Do you ever just want to escape the real world and dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?

If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	297	Players Killed by Monsters:	6808
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

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lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

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haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rope Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, get ready to FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of evil villagers who decided to take over the server and enslave all the players. But fear not, brave warrior! You have the power to fight back and save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil villagers and restore peace to the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and powerful creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find and tame the Diamond Chicken to become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE for an adventure like no other!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Emeralds Found:	9303	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Deny the Creeper – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legendary artist who can draw a perfect creeper with just one stroke of his mouse! Rumor has it that he once created a masterpiece of Steve riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, all while sipping a potion of invisibility. You never know what kind of artistic madness you’ll encounter on our server, so come join the fun and show off your own creative skills!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WeddingSkipperMC Server

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Are you tired of family drama and tough decisions? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! We promise no family feuds or wedding conflicts here, just pure gaming fun.

On our server, you can celebrate your virtual achievements without any guilt or backlash from family members. No need to choose between your wife’s graduation and your brother’s wedding – you can have it all in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wedding-free zone where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks. Build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Who needs real-life conflicts when you can escape to our server and have a blast?

So leave the family tension behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your real-life problems? Join now and leave the family drama at the door!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyGiftsMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and respect personal space…unlike that guy who just can’t take a hint!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected gifts, like a knife left out in the rain as a birthday present! Who needs diamonds when you can have a soggy blade as a token of someone’s undying affection?

Explore our virtual world and learn the art of leather crafting and local medicinal plants without the fear of unwanted romantic advances. We promise not to push the idea of a connection on you, unless you count connecting creepers with TNT!

So come on in and experience the thrill of setting boundaries and standing up for yourself in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can go horribly wrong. Who knows, you might even find a safe place to store that pesky knife!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JealousSteveMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where the grass is literally made of diamonds and the pigs can fly? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon with a water gun, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think). Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server is actually a secret wizard who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a diamond one with just a flick of their wand.

So why settle for a boring old survival server when you can join us and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history? Hurry up and join before the creepers start throwing parties without you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3