Tired of getting scammed by shady traders in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can learn the ancient art of trading without getting duped by snake oil salesmen. Our experienced players will teach you the secrets of the trade, from bartering with villagers to setting up your own shop selling rare items like enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. Join us now and become a master of the marketplace!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

    FragrantCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of giving boring, generic gifts like handbags and bracelets? Then join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique and thoughtful gifts like bottles of high-end oud/agarwood perfume!

    Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.

    Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home

    DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a son caught between his wife and his gun-toting father.

    Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?

    Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?

    Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ScamBustersCraft

    ScamBustersCraft
    Are you tired of getting scam calls from “Microsoft technicians” claiming your computer has a virus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky scammers! Join us and experience a world where scam call centers are actually run by creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off hoards of zombies pretending to be IRS agents demanding payment in emeralds! And watch out for those pesky skeletons posing as Nigerian princes promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams! So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to scam calls forever!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!

    NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a nuclear apocalypse in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is on the verge of blackout after a Russian attack on the substation.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MissileMadnessMC

    MissileMadnessMC
    lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

    UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!
    join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4855 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

    Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

    PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Animals Bred: 42
    Star Shards Collected: 112 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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