If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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