If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Towns Built: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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