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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9605 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.