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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7020 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1468 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.