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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8851 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 221 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.