Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 32 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8595 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But that’s not all! Our community is like a family, always looking out for each other and ready to lend a helping hand. Need someone to help you build a giant statue of a llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to start a prank war with your friends? Bring it on!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual borders of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy laughing at the ridiculous antics of our wacky community?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary Polish unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to seek it out. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a fancy new castle? The unicorn’s got you covered! Just be careful…rumor has it that the unicorn has a mischievous side and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous stories await you in the land of Poland…oops, I mean our server!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot lasers out of their eyes. They became the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dared to challenge them in PvP.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate them – they will peck you to oblivion!
So come join us on Early Mornin Slidde, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. But beware, danger lurks around every corner and your demise could come quick and sudden. Will you be able to recover and rise from the ashes like a phoenix?
Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.
So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 298 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.
But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?
So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.
Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.
You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!
The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7650 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
