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OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	180	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Void Gems Collected:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Void Gems Collected:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Alien Abductions:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7207	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimension Hops:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	167	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7704	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Villages Defended:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Buildings Constructed:	15