Tortuga Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	2431	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	5816
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Farms Harvested:	642	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Ores Mined:	5867

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Star Shards Collected:	110	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Items Found:	6946	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	101	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mines Excavated:	3635
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

Players:	93/400	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	8375	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3