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SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	101/500	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	101/500	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	251

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	90/600	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	110/900	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	106/500	Votes:	3639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	211	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Animals Bred:	63	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Votes:	9278	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	104/300	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Enchantments Applied:	151
Votes:	3418	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	107/600	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3892	Star Shards Collected:	261
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	94/900	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	92/600	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	108/400	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	191903

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	95/700	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	90/400	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magic Items Found:	6008

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

🔥 Server Stats (Click to Expand)

Players:	92/900	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Players:	103/700	Votes:	9686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	978
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Votes:	2270	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4