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RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Emeralds Found:	153
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Farms Harvested:	422
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	526
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	969	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	682739

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	623
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	738	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Colonial Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, affordability, colonial, Colonizing, cultural appropriation, dollars, donation, Exploitation, financial disparity, Genes, local watchers, maidfucking, Privilege, Quest, sea, sense of superiority, sextourist, south america, Stream, Superiority, Support, Vtubers, White Man

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Yo bro, if you wanna tap into your inner colonizer vibes and feel like a superior being, join our Minecraft server! We got VTuber fans from South America and SEA, so you can flex your support by throwing a few bucks their way. It’s like being a virtual colonizer but without all the guilt! Plus, who doesn’t love feeling superior to the locals, am I right? Join now and unleash your inner sextourist/maidfucker genes in the most outrageous way possible!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4679	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3