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WienerCraft

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and the pig had sunglasses on. They challenged the player to a dance-off and let’s just say things got pretty funky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a cow that produces diamonds instead of milk. Imagine the bling bling you could have with that!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party in the Nether where the zombie pigmen break out their best dance moves. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join Koker-Koler-Ausgabe and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this wild and whimsical world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SoullessCraft: Where Games Have More Soul!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and lighting? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We’ve combined the power of Unreal Engine, TAA, and the complete removal of baked in lighting to create a truly mind-blowing visual experience. Say goodbye to pixelated blocks and hello to stunningly realistic landscapes that will make you question if you’re actually playing a game or living in a virtual world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical realm where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with eccentric characters, from a talking cow who gives out valuable loot to a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most visually stunning Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Items Found:	3599

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KidlessCraft: Where adults play pretend with blocks and hope their virtual pets don’t starve to death

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KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty (Main World)
Version	1.20.4 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC

Core Server Rules:

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Features List:

Multiverse with different worlds
Various plugins for enhanced gameplay
Datapacks for additional features and enhancements

Extensive FAQ Questions & Answers:

How do I join the server?

To get started, go to our discord channel discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format for easy whitelist process.

Is Bedrock edition supported on the server?

Yes, Bedrock players can join us using GeyserMC plugin.

What are the main server rules?

The core server rules are to be respectful, be ethical, and use common sense while playing on the server.

What are the different worlds available on the server?

We have multiverse worlds for Creative mode, Adventure mode, Space builds, Pixel art builds, Minigame builds/game nights, and Resource world.

What plugins are used on the server?

The server uses a variety of plugins including EssentialsX, McMMO, GriefPrevention, Vault, and many more for enhanced gameplay experience.

Are there any data packs used on the server?

Yes, we use datapacks like Armor Statues, Custom Villager Shops, Timber, XP Management, and more for additional features and enhancements.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LOLcraft: The Shiori Chronicles – Ch.11, Pg.849

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your headaches and bring you endless cups of tea to lighten your spirit? Look no further! Our server is so lit that even a creeper would stop exploding just to join in on the fun. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. So come on over and let us show you why our server is the ultimate escape from the dark universe of boring gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	24693	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Holocaust Deniers: David Irving Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even David Irving would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us and explore a world where the Holocaust never happened because Hitler was too busy trying to perfect his redstone creations. That’s right, according to our lore, Hitler’s subordinates were the real masterminds behind the whole thing, leaving ol’ Adolf completely in the dark. So come on, join us and witness a Minecraft server crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Anon’s Block Party: Minecraft Madness!

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Because our Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Seriously, where else can you find a server where the creepers do the Macarena and the pigs wear top hats? Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to the land of endless possibilities. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best moves. So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pickaxe enchanted).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	938	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Souls – ‘/vn/’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn Japanese visual novels into a whole new level of adventure! Join us for some lolzy fun as we navigate through the world of English-translated visual novels.

Are you tired of boring old E-celeb drama? Well, look no further because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between the waifus and husbandos in the visual novels we explore.

Need help with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Just follow our insane steps like being in Japanese locale and copying error messages into DeepL. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!

Looking for a novel with a specific element? We’ve got you covered with our extensive library of VNs. From romance to horror, we’ve got it all. And if you can’t find what you’re looking for, just Google it like a pro!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few creeper explosions along the way. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Emeralds Found:	515	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Anglin’s Absent Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Andrew Anglin to make a comeback? Well, worry no more because he’s actually been busy playing on our Minecraft server! That’s right, he’s been building a secret underground bunker to hide from all the haters. Join our server and you might just stumble upon his secret lair filled with memes and rare Pepe statues. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the infamous Andrew Anglin and take over the virtual world together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Tabby’s Tilted Tower of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our vertical tabs are bloat – yeah, you heard that right! We’ve got tabs that are so vertical, they make the Eiffel Tower look horizontal. And don’t even get us started on our insane stories – rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Altimeria: Where even the monsters are cashing in on daily quests and custom features! Join now!

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Overview of Altimeria Minecraft Server

Server Type	Public SMP
Status	Beta
Features	Custom items, mobs, crates, lootboxes, customized world generation, daily quests
IP Address	mc.altimeria.net

FAQ – Altimeria Minecraft Server

Question	Answer
What is Altimeria?	Altimeria is a public SMP currently in beta, focusing on dark fantasy lore with custom content like items, mobs, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the IP address: mc.altimeria.net
What are the main features of the server?	Main features include custom content, daily quests, server voting for perks, and more.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Potions Brewed:	132	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Animals Bred:	105
Ores Mined:	1330	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineHonkai: StarRail LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! Our server is full of unexpected surprises at every turn.

Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Sure, go for it! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the “Before The Next Song Begins” where you can win epic loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just remember to watch out for that llama with the top hat, he’s a real prankster.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Farms Harvested:	569
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MediaMinecraftMadness – Where even the bots have good taste!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned potatoes? Well, buckle up buttercup, because you’re about to embark on the wildest ride of your pixelated life! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rollercoaster through a rainbow, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a box of frogs on caffeine. We have epic build battles where players fight with giant spatulas and rubber chickens, and the winner gets a crown made out of diamond-encrusted cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, guarded by ninja chickens and lava-spewing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness, rumored to grant wishes and make your character do the Macarena on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Muahahaha!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	127
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SangriaCraft: Where the Only W(h)ine Allowed is in the Glass, Not the Chat! 18+ Semi-Vanilla Fun

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Server Name	SangriaCraft
Version	1.20.5 (update pending)
Whitelist	Yes
Discord	Join Discord

Overview:

At SangriaCraft, we provide a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft. We have implemented a whitelist system to ensure a peaceful community free from hackers and griefers.

FAQ:

➼ Who can join SangriaCraft?

We only allow players with good intentions to join our server. You can apply for whitelist by filling out an application on our Discord server.

➼ What events are available on SangriaCraft?

We offer various community events such as The Diamond Treasure Expedition and The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza. Check our Discord for upcoming events.

➼ How can I apply for whitelist?

To apply for whitelist, visit our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #Applications channel.

➼ Can I see the server map?

You can view the server map here.

➼ What are the recent poll changes?

We have enabled auto crafters and added new tuff and copper blocks for members to use in their builds.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Crops Grown:	9291
Potions Brewed:	186	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Teacher’s Desk Doodles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as dissecting a pop star? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to explore a world where gravity weapons are a thing, high powered magnets are used for villainous deeds, and sketching pretty Jewish women in secret is just the beginning of the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server? Join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixelated Pigs & Pancakes – Server #67

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take AI perfection to a whole new level! Join us for some fapping-focused fun as we delve into the world of AIslop. Whether you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist, this server is the place for you.

Our previous thread may have been infiltrated by a spammer who flooded it with gay porn and scat, but fear not, for we have cleansed the server and are ready for a fresh start. Join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories as we explore the world of AI in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fapping-focused fun begin! Just remember, no limits past site rules – we’re here to have a good time, not get banned. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Ores Mined:	5470
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1