so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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