Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 3958
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 470

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8253 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 216 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Chimeras Created: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Magic Items Found: 6895
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Zombie Dances: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Crops Grown: 2904 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Villages Defended: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9763 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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