Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Buildings Constructed: 35 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1037 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 390358 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Enchantments Applied: 233
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1480 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Villages Defended: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 760449 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mines Excavated: 1919
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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