ToddlerTechTakedown | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HotPixel vs SmartBlock

attractiveness bias, beauty standards, cognitive abilities, cultural influences, Daughters, Decision making, family dynamics, Gender Roles, HotPixel, intelligence, intelligence bias, long-term relationships, mate choices, parents, partner selection, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Preferences, romantic relationships, SmartBlock, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
New Chunks Explored:	349619	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

So, like, on this server, we only let in the most physically attractive players. Like, if you’re not a 10/10, then you can’t even step foot in our pixelated world. We don’t care if you’re smart or whatever, as long as you look good doing it.

Our spawn area is like a runway, with players strutting their stuff and showing off their skins. It’s like a Minecraft fashion show, but with more blocky booty.

And get this, even if you’re not the brightest torch in the cave, you can still find love on our server. Because we believe in the power of love at first sight, even if it means sacrificing a few brain cells along the way.

So come join us, where beauty is the only currency that matters. Who needs smarts when you’ve got style?

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

1.21.5 snapshots, Chicken variants, Community, Cosmetics, Cow variants, Desert Biome, Discord, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, Falling leaves, game drops, Homes, Leaf litter, minecart improvements, Minecraft, minecraft live, Pandamiums, Pig variants, Server, smp, Snapshot, Snapshots, Spring Drop 2025, Tpa, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, wildflowers

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Minecraft Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with experimental features
Current Version	25w08a (1.21.5 snapshots)
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Pandamium’s snapshot server?	Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental vanilla SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with some experiments enabled.
What features are enabled on the snapshot server?	Experimental features such as game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance are enabled.
What is the current version of the snapshot server?	The current version is 25w08a (1.21.5 snapshots).
How many players are usually online on the server?	The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.
Are there any special server features?	Yes, the server features TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob, custom advancements, and more.

Indie Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, biggest indies, Empire, indie, indie vtubers, vtuber archives, vtuber community, vtuber culture, vtuber discussion, vtuber ferrets, vtuber live streams, vtuber logo, VTuber oshi, VTuber popularity, vtuber shilling, vtuber tags, vtuber templates, vtuber threads, VTuber trends, vtuber viewers, VTuber viewership, vtuber vod channels, vtuber wordcloud

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	5614
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Yo, broskis, check out this cray-cray Minecraft server that’s like, totally made with love and stuff. It’s like finding the biggest indie vtubers, but in Minecraft form, ya feel me? Join if you’re all about those 1000+ viewer vtubers, none of that weak 999 CCV oshi nonsense allowed here. We got live /BIG/s for days, a sick wordcloud creator, and even a ferret software stream because why the heck not? Come join the madness and let’s build some virtual shenanigans together. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be like, totally missing out on life, man.

FartCraft Minecraft Server

awkward situation, Communication Issues, embarrassing situation, FartCraft, FARTING, farting in public, gym atmosphere, gym buddy, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym smell, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, personal hygiene, public farting, Server, social etiquette, unpleasant odor, workout boundaries, workout buddy, workout discomfort, workout distractions, workout partner

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Animals Bred:	71	Treasure Maps Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your friend’s stinky farts while working out? Look no further! Join our server and escape the smelly gym drama by diving into a world of endless adventures and blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about catching a whiff of your friend’s toots while mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Our virtual world is fart-free and full of excitement! Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone mistaking the smell for your own – unless, of course, you let one rip in real life!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the stinky gym behind. Who knew escaping fart drama could be so much fun?

PantsPartyWeddingWoes

bridal shower games, Civil, Creative, custom cocktail hour playlist, demanding, Exams, family drama, floor-length gown, free of charge, gossiping, heels, Invitations, PantsPartyWeddingWoes, photography, Playlists, Rehearsal, sister-in-law, surgery, table numbers, taken advantage of, Wedding, Wedding Timeline, wedding website

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your friends and family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and wear whatever outfit you want while taking epic screenshots of your builds.

No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!

BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9310	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7313	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	4370	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	83
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	136	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Players Killed by Monsters:	7879	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Emeralds Found:	7783
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	150
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magic Items Found:	2270	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	534589
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Players:	95/100	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5