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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Dragon Eggs Found:	8443	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Skillz4DayzCraft

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Grave Property – Own it!

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lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LifeSwiper: The Vanilla+ Java Bedrock Server of Awesomeness! Join the 1.21 madness with Community Marketplace, Events, and more – all Free-to-Play and P2W-free. No Cheaters Allowed! Whitelist now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small SMP semi vanilla minecraft server looking for new players. Both Java and bedrock edition players are able to join the server. 25k x 25k world, community farms, livemap, player shop plugins, community events.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Add ihben on discord to start playing today.
What versions of Minecraft can I play on this server?	Both Java and bedrock editions are supported.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, there are community events organized on the server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Limbus Company General – Minecraft Server #1950

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Then come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Season 5 – Oblivion is now live, and let me tell you, things are getting crazy. Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering is waiting for brave adventurers to explore its twisted corridors. And don’t even get me started on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where the minecarts have a mind of their own.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us on this insane journey. Just be sure to read the FAQs, because trust me, you’re gonna need all the help you can get. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	200
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CreeperHater69

Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1091	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyIranLoverLebHit

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So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Colon Cancer Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crops Grown:	4781
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3