Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY