Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Crops Grown: 7020
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

    Pixel Poo Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1506 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

    Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Crops Grown: 1374 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NoHusbandNoWedding

    NoHusbandNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

    We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

    So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

    LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?
    Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PixelPeepers

    PixelPeepers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyKoreanNATOWar

    CraftyKoreanNATOWar
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

    Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 New Chunks Explored: 681866

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CustomSt3al

    CustomSt3al

    Season 1

    Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Fabled Realms

    Fabled Realms

    Welcome to Fabled Realms!

    Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

    Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

    Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

    Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

    Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

    Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dimension Hops: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

    Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition
    Welcome to Shacknews SMP
    Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running Java v1.21.1.
    Is the server P2W? No, the server is not pay-to-win.
    Do you have a Discord server? Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
    When was the server world last reset? The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
    Do you have a modpack? Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Star Shards Collected: 206
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Epic Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HubrisCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

    But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

    Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

    Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

    And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Emeralds Found: 6471
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 385 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • IndependentCraft

    IndependentCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

    Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

    And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

    NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

    We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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