Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Zombie Dances: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Star Shards Collected: 64 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Zombie Dances: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 291 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

    LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

    Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Villages Defended: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

    MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

    So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

    RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

    JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

    Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

    And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

    And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 115 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Mouse Distract & Escape Server

    Mouse Distract & Escape Server
    Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Towns Built: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Join CozyCraft SMP

    Join CozyCraft SMP

    **Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

    **What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

    Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Warships & Stars
    Modpack Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
    Description Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
    Invite Link https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
    What mods are included in the modpack? Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
    Is the server always online? The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8744 Dragon Eggs Found: 3631
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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