Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Runes Activated: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KidBelievedLiesMC SMP

    KidBelievedLiesMC SMP
    Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our SMP, that’s actually true! Our server is located on a secret underground network that connects directly to China. So not only can you build epic bases and battle mobs, but you can also trade with pandas and eat authentic Chinese food while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew as a kid!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockyLove: CraftyConnections

    BlockyLove: CraftyConnections
    Are you tired of building relationships that crumble faster than a sandcastle in a rainstorm? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find out what makes a lasting relationship in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?

    So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyFurryPride

    CraftyFurryPride
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. like, imagine a world where anthropomorphic animals, like furries and stuff, are like, considered the coolest thing ever. well, on this server, that’s like, totally the reality, dude.

    we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.

    so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC

    Overview

    Feature Description
    Bober Battles
    • Spawn in a random location on a 10kx10k map
    • Select which hero you want to choose (miner, warrior, mage)
    • Collect resources, survive and fight other players
    • The world shrinks over time, forcing you into confrontations with other players
    Events
    • Weekly events with Polish Youtubers, Streamers
    • On Oct. 12th we are hosting a tournament with a 1.000 ZL prize

    This is a Polish server, hosted in Wrocław, Poland. Some events require you to speak Polish and have your parent’s permission to participate.

    Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/sBqC6zCcgm

    The server IP is: bobermc.pl

    We are looking for members who speak Polish and English to volunteer as moderators on discord.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can players choose their own hero in Bober Battles? Yes, players can select from miner, warrior, and mage as their hero.
    Do players need to speak Polish to participate in events? Some events may require participants to speak Polish, so make sure to check the event details.
    Is parental permission required for all events? No, parental permission is only required for certain events. Make sure to verify with event organizers.
    Where can players volunteer as moderators on discord? You can express your interest in volunteering as a moderator on discord by contacting the server administrators.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Ragnarok Online to a whole new level of insanity! Join us on Ragna/v/3, where the EXP is 7x, Equip is 5x, Misc is 3x, and Cards are a whopping 10x – because who needs balance when you can have chaos?

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the only active 4chan guild in the entire Minecraft universe. That’s right, you can be part of a community that thrives on memes, trolls, and general shenanigans.

    Looking for resources? Look no further than ratemyserver.net, divine-pride.net, irowiki.org/classic/Main_Page, and rocalc.com/skillsim. Just be careful with those iROwiki links – one wrong click and you might end up in the Renewal article, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience Ragnarok Online like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a wild Steve wielding a Mjolnir and riding a Poring into battle. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed. See you in-game!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP

    > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • StepBlameCraft

    StepBlameCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition

    Blocky Beats: Earworm Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing stuck in your head is the sound of silence? Well, look no further because our server will have you singing a different tune! Join us and get ready to have “Baby Shark” on repeat in your brain for days on end. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground karaoke club where you can belt out your favorite tunes with your fellow blockheads. So come on over and let the music take over your mind (whether you like it or not)!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server

    TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server
    so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyComradesMC

    CraftyComradesMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we sell russian businesses after pressure from campaigners! why? because we are all about that drama and chaos, baby! watch as we build a world where anything goes and nothing is off limits. join us as we create a virtual playground where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and let your imagination run wild. who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy server and live out your most absurd dreams? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Neuron Growth Simulator

    Neuron Growth Simulator
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we make your brain EXPLODE with fun! We got this new thing that’s like, simulating brains and growing neurons and stuff. It’s like, totally gonna cure all them brain diseases and make you a super genius or something.

    So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person in the world and have the most lit Minecraft experience ever, you gotta join our server. We got so much brain power going on, you’ll be solving Rubik’s cubes in your sleep and reciting Shakespeare backwards.

    Don’t miss out on this mind-blowing opportunity, join now and let your brain cells party like it’s 1999!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!

    Duce’s Mature Vanilla Server: Where the Only Whitelisting is of the Players, Not the Content!
    Minecraft Server Info

    Minecraft Server Info

    Server Overview:

    Server Type: Vanilla SMP
    Whitelist: Yes
    Community: Established since 2013
    Features: No plugins or mods

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server Vanilla Minecraft? Yes, we do not use any plugins or mods.
    Is there an age requirement to join? We are looking for players 18+.
    How can I apply to join? Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/mry6EG7nN6

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

    Wagie Problems Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Chimeras Created: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY