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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9471 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!
and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.
plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.
so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.
