Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Butt Plug City

    Butt Plug City
    join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP Overview

    Feature Description
    Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
    Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
    World Lore & Story Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
    Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
    Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
    Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
    Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

    A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

    Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

    A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

    Q: What is the Origins Mod?

    A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

    A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Emeralds Found: 6106
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

    Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 166
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • LostCraft Minecraft Server

    LostCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 66
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4877 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HurricaneMiltonEscape

    HurricaneMiltonEscape
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

    Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

    Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • GameNostalgiaCraft

    GameNostalgiaCraft
    Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyDefenseMinister

    CraftyDefenseMinister
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

    come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

    so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2910 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Robo Voice Realness

    Robo Voice Realness
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

    Overview
    Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!
    Server Information
    IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
    Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What is the server about? The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
    What features are currently available on the server? TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
    Is there a reset for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    Are there monthly events on the server? Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Party Pooper Minecraft Server

    Party Pooper Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

    Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

    But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

    Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Villages Defended: 16 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MixedCraft Server

    MixedCraft Server
    Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4793 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ExHusbandCraft

    ExHusbandCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

    But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

    Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

    SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent
    Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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