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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ores Mined:	3983	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Votes:	9318
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

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Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Star Shards Collected:	107
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4814
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	7523	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	2482	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Emeralds Found:	2957	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4435	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Holy Grails Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	107

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Votes:	3235
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Towns Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3369	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8678
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mines Excavated:	2568	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	134934
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	5931	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org